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I also met a pair of German rock climbers.
Johannes and Paul came separately, but hung out together. They mostly spoke in English, but would often revert to German in conversation when they had difficulty expressing something. It must be nice to be around a fellow countryman in those situations. Johannes, who had previously visited the states as an exchange student in high school, would spend a couple months travelling the US alone while visiting great climbing spots. I joked that he survived entirely on a diet of Nutella and bread (which he denied, but is eating in the picture above). It was the only thing I'd seen him eat, so it was nice to be able to fix him a few camp meals. Paul had actually been there a while, and was currently living in a cave. At first I thought he was joking, but he actually did go and sleep in a nearby cave every night. I had lots of questions for him, like how big was the cave, did it get cold at night, and did he ever worry about bears or other animals entering the cave? He said when he first got there, he did have a roommate -- a ringtail cat. I didn't know what one was at the time, but thanks to Google:
There's a stay limit of 30 days per year, and only 7 days during the busy months (May thru Sept), so climbers try and get around this by not registering at camp (and sleeping in caves). Apparently, it's a long held Yosemite climber tradition. Jake described it to me, but it was nice to actually meet someone carrying out the practice. But he would come to camp to eat and hang out after climbing.
During one of those times, the two of them saw my butter spray bottle, they laughed and laughed, and just shook their head and said, "That's so American." Actually, it wasn't mine, it was given to me by Mike (one of the Filipino's) when they left, along with some leftover ears of corn. But that's also Yosemite tradition, sharing food, and one of Jake's rules: Never turn down free food. The squirrels definitely lived by it.
Earlier, Adriano wanted to name some of them, and suggested the name 'King' for the biggest one (who chased the other squirrels off whenever they entered his territory). I then added George, as King wasn't really a proper name, and it stuck. Our main instigator was a big fat squirrel named King George -- or just George for short. And it was apropos, as he did rule the campsite and took what he wanted. And here was King George's castle, a big tree stump in the middle of camp.
He was so annoying that one day I decided to teach the little *******er a lesson, and dropped a Jalapeno core on the ground (the core and seeds are the hottest part of the pepper). And then I watched and waited.
Not only did he find it, he ate the whole thing. He just gobbled it down like it was nothing, then went off in search of more food. I couldn't believe it. The squirrels at Yosemite do not ******k around. but it wouldn't be the last time we tangled.
Johannes and Paul came separately, but hung out together. They mostly spoke in English, but would often revert to German in conversation when they had difficulty expressing something. It must be nice to be around a fellow countryman in those situations. Johannes, who had previously visited the states as an exchange student in high school, would spend a couple months travelling the US alone while visiting great climbing spots. I joked that he survived entirely on a diet of Nutella and bread (which he denied, but is eating in the picture above). It was the only thing I'd seen him eat, so it was nice to be able to fix him a few camp meals. Paul had actually been there a while, and was currently living in a cave. At first I thought he was joking, but he actually did go and sleep in a nearby cave every night. I had lots of questions for him, like how big was the cave, did it get cold at night, and did he ever worry about bears or other animals entering the cave? He said when he first got there, he did have a roommate -- a ringtail cat. I didn't know what one was at the time, but thanks to Google:
There's a stay limit of 30 days per year, and only 7 days during the busy months (May thru Sept), so climbers try and get around this by not registering at camp (and sleeping in caves). Apparently, it's a long held Yosemite climber tradition. Jake described it to me, but it was nice to actually meet someone carrying out the practice. But he would come to camp to eat and hang out after climbing.
During one of those times, the two of them saw my butter spray bottle, they laughed and laughed, and just shook their head and said, "That's so American." Actually, it wasn't mine, it was given to me by Mike (one of the Filipino's) when they left, along with some leftover ears of corn. But that's also Yosemite tradition, sharing food, and one of Jake's rules: Never turn down free food. The squirrels definitely lived by it.
Earlier, Adriano wanted to name some of them, and suggested the name 'King' for the biggest one (who chased the other squirrels off whenever they entered his territory). I then added George, as King wasn't really a proper name, and it stuck. Our main instigator was a big fat squirrel named King George -- or just George for short. And it was apropos, as he did rule the campsite and took what he wanted. And here was King George's castle, a big tree stump in the middle of camp.
He was so annoying that one day I decided to teach the little *******er a lesson, and dropped a Jalapeno core on the ground (the core and seeds are the hottest part of the pepper). And then I watched and waited.
Not only did he find it, he ate the whole thing. He just gobbled it down like it was nothing, then went off in search of more food. I couldn't believe it. The squirrels at Yosemite do not ******k around. but it wouldn't be the last time we tangled.
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