The Disco ('94) seems to need some kind of attention every six weeks or so, but at its age and mileage it doesn't make me feel too badly.
I can usually manage to ignore it for the coldent months of winter, and hold out until its a little warmer in the garage ... oops, not an issue in Riverside We lived there from roughly '60 to '71.
I don't want to mention the other, more boxy, red one with the white top too loudly. In the five years we've had it the only non-maintenance item has been a heater fan that misbehaved.
Don't worry, you're biodegradable.