Took me a second...
Originally Posted by YukonRob
I've always liked:
Pirate walks into a bar with two peg legs, a hook, and an eye patch. Bartender says "wow, what happened to you?"
Pirate says: "yarr, it all happened over time! The first leg was taken off by a shark in Bermuda, and the second leg was a cannon ball off the cost of Louisiana. Me hand was bit off by a barracuda in Florida and they gave me this hook!"
Bartender says: "What happened to your eye?"
Pirate: "Arr, I looked up and a seagull pooped right in me eye!"
Bartender: "Wait - a seagull pooping took out your eye?"
Pirate: "narrr... it was the day after I got me hook!"
BKCowGod - Northern, CA
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