“We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Adventurer
“We don’t allow faster-than-light neutrinos in here,” says the bartender.
A neutrino walks into a bar.
Cool! this can change!
Took me a second...Originally Posted by YukonRob
I've always liked:
Pirate walks into a bar with two peg legs, a hook, and an eye patch. Bartender says "wow, what happened to you?"
Pirate says: "yarr, it all happened over time! The first leg was taken off by a shark in Bermuda, and the second leg was a cannon ball off the cost of Louisiana. Me hand was bit off by a barracuda in Florida and they gave me this hook!"
Bartender says: "What happened to your eye?"
Pirate: "Arr, I looked up and a seagull pooped right in me eye!"
Bartender: "Wait - a seagull pooping took out your eye?"
Pirate: "narrr... it was the day after I got me hook!"
BKCowGod - Northern, CA
'93 Range Rover LWB - Finally...
'92 Audi S4 - For when I want to sip, rather than chug.
Adventurer
Good stuff. My fav is:
A termite walks into a bar and says, 'Is the bartender here'?
Explorer
Did anyone see that spectacular full moonrise last night? One of the best things about the Midwest is the full moon in autumn.
Which reminds me... Anyone know how the man in the moon cuts his hair?
Eclipse it.
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