try to tell them another joke:
In osasis stoped some Jeep one day. Driver came into the coffee bar, ordered drink and said to the bartender:
You wouldn't believe what have just happen to me. My Jeep stoped in the desert (nothing new
, so I'm looking on engine, suddenly came white horse, told me to clean the distributor and leave away. As I didn't have known what to do, I did what he said. And the engine started to work.
Bartender ask him: it was around 2 p.m. right? Yes, how do you know it? said driver. bertender answered: You are lucky man, around 4 p.m. there usually black horse pass through, and he knows nothing about repairing of cars...