I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to start cruising the scrap pile at my local garbage dump for a busted old chair so I can put the back on a stump that I already have in my yard.
Lets leave all our crap where it is and go live in the woods.
Also, as I'm sure most of you already know, if the door latch on you rig's door frame is the square loop type as opposed to the stud type, you already have a factory bottle opener.....
And the triangle opening on the cast lift part of a Hi-Lift, makes another great opener.
On my old Ford truck, I used the tail gate strap. The ends were oval, so they could be removed from the studs.