maybe a expedition or camper truck

Whats up ? On holiday in Mexico City ? Stands to reason after a few tequilas a guy might go searching a security vehicle upfitter workshop. Thats what I would do anyway...
Groovy four axel truck btw. Just the thing to build a Cartel Kingpin family motorhome upon.
Nope, not on holiday, have no reason to go to Mexico.
Nope, don't use alcohol either.
A family man, drugpin or otherwise might go for something ..................nicer. :)
offering the same protection, maybe. He could MB BUS.jpg afford it.